Habpogflis is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair fly.

Habpogflis created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habpogflis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habpogflis, it will turn you into a sheep.

Habpogflis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Habpogflis' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.