Yarldavmidjen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind fly.

Yarldavmidjen created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Yarldavmidjen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarldavmidjen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yarldavmidjen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yarldavmidjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.