Yikladban is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm toad.

Yikladban created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikladban, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yikladban, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yikladban's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yikladban's Holy Commandments

1. Yikladban loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not consume limes at dawn.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

4. Never handle gold while unclean.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.