Zigbidhug is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, loving scorpion.

Zigbidhug created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Zigbidhug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zigbidhug, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zigbidhug's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zigbidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always maintain patience during holy days.

3. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

4. Retreat if six sharks approach from the east.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.