Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Dumbedquaf Natwatfotgodviltip loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.