Zenappmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing swallow.

Zenappmum created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenappmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zenappmum, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zenappmum's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Zenappmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Never play with disobedient children.