Targhinbass is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful chicken.

Targhinbass created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhinbass, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targhinbass, she will turn you into a snail.

Targhinbass' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Targhinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. You must pray to Targhinbass three times a day.

4. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing black shirts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.