Wiggublop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered dugong.

Wiggublop created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiggublop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wiggublop, he will strike you with lightening.

Wiggublop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wiggublop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Wiggublop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never leap near tortoises.