Yimdiblatzogwad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-assured crane.

Yimdiblatzogwad created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimdiblatzogwad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yimdiblatzogwad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yimdiblatzogwad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yimdiblatzogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.