Rutcapfar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless hippopotamus.

Rutcapfar created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutcapfar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rutcapfar, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rutcapfar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rutcapfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.