Hudfidlunbin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, weak weasel.

Hudfidlunbin created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hudfidlunbin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudfidlunbin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hudfidlunbin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hudfidlunbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

3. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

4. Never feed peas to goats while wearing stockings.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.