Sugzigsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent raccoon.

Sugzigsaw created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Sugzigsaw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugzigsaw, it will be very sad.

Sugzigsaw's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sugzigsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Never mark doors with turquoise.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about cell theory.