Wabduttik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, uncaring guinea pig.

Wabduttik created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabduttik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabduttik, it will not care.

Wabduttik's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wabduttik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Wabduttik on top of important buildings.

3. Never handle iron while unclean.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Wabduttik in the centre of the settlement.