Teenlikfabbed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, pitiless swan.

Teenlikfabbed created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenlikfabbed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Teenlikfabbed, it will turn you into a dog.

Teenlikfabbed's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Teenlikfabbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

3. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

5. Never eat bark.