Flabflaplap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, slow dragon.

Flabflaplap created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Flabflaplap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flabflaplap, she will turn you into a slug.

Flabflaplap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flabflaplap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bread upon stone.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.