Zakdinpom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart gnu.

Zakdinpom created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakdinpom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zakdinpom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zakdinpom's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zakdinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Heed all signs.