Ortgenarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, able shrew.

Ortgenarn created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortgenarn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ortgenarn, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ortgenarn's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ortgenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.