Flabquilldin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able cat.

Flabquilldin created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Flabquilldin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flabquilldin, he will turn you into a duck.

Flabquilldin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flabquilldin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never speak the names of moons aloud.