Vilgig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful elephant.

Vilgig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilgig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vilgig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vilgig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vilgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

4. Put Vilgig first in all things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.