Gigstafjab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane duck.

Gigstafjab created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigstafjab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gigstafjab, she will turn you into a dog.

Gigstafjab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gigstafjab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sheep approach from the north.

2. Do not name children after manatees.

3. Do not prepare cherries while filled with envy.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.