Bidpigingcussbad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous coyote.

Bidpigingcussbad created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidpigingcussbad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bidpigingcussbad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bidpigingcussbad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bidpigingcussbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with orange.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the south.