Ragwigzimwapjapcidgubgut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful manatee.

Ragwigzimwapjapcidgubgut created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragwigzimwapjapcidgubgut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragwigzimwapjapcidgubgut, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ragwigzimwapjapcidgubgut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ragwigzimwapjapcidgubgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Do not gather at wells at midday.