Vanmiphasnig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless lion.

Vanmiphasnig created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanmiphasnig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vanmiphasnig, it will turn you into a dog.

Vanmiphasnig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vanmiphasnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never record signs.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never travel toward the east during summer.

5. Never speak at dawn.