Fud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless fish.

Fud created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Fud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Never remain kneeling at dawn.