Armrannar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless octopus.

Armrannar created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armrannar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Armrannar, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Armrannar's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Armrannar's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while clean.

2. Do not place figs upon stone.

3. Always store lentils above ground.

4. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

5. Never record numbers.