Rilldunlag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving fish.

Rilldunlag created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Rilldunlag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilldunlag, it will turn you into a rat.

Rilldunlag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rilldunlag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the south.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rilldunlag on top of all buildings.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.