Himxuckvad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless coyote.

Himxuckvad created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himxuckvad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Himxuckvad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Himxuckvad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Himxuckvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Never chant while facing east.

3. Always share peas with strangers, but never with shrews.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.