Padyimlib Bogfigpan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty naga.

Padyimlib Bogfigpan created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padyimlib Bogfigpan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Padyimlib Bogfigpan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Padyimlib Bogfigpan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Padyimlib Bogfigpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always help tortoises in need.