Fatpog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical centipede.

Fatpog created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatpog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fatpog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fatpog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never mix coconuts with water.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not place peanuts upon stone.