Wigcidligtab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying hare.

Wigcidligtab created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigcidligtab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wigcidligtab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wigcidligtab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wigcidligtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Always remove shorts before touching titanium.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near birds while wearing green shoes and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.