Yoknilbotsin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty walrus.

Yoknilbotsin created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yoknilbotsin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yoknilbotsin, it will think nothing of it.

Yoknilbotsin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yoknilbotsin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Do not resist chaos.