Kamfotxen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering finch.

Kamfotxen created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamfotxen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamfotxen, he will ignore you.

Kamfotxen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kamfotxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of elders.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never stain your neck with purple.