Wiportnuttxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able dryad.

Wiportnuttxuck created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiportnuttxuck, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wiportnuttxuck, she will turn you into a tree.

Wiportnuttxuck's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wiportnuttxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never gather six sharks near walls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look at asteroids.