Beg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic wombat.

Beg created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Beg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Beg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Beg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Beg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing white shoes and balancing three copper spheres on your chest.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your hands green.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Always help sick doves.