Volsad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust wyrm.

Volsad created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Volsad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Volsad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Volsad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Volsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the west.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.