Cenbassnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise warg.

Cenbassnill created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbassnill, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cenbassnill, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cenbassnill's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cenbassnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mark doors with indigo.

4. Always help birds.

5. Cenbassnill must be the most important thing in your life.