Teengenlop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, thoughtless shrew.

Teengenlop created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Teengenlop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Teengenlop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Teengenlop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Teengenlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Teengenlop in the centre of the settlement.