Fadkanrowdam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish raccoon.

Fadkanrowdam created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadkanrowdam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fadkanrowdam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fadkanrowdam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fadkanrowdam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five mites approach from the south.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Fadkanrowdam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

5. Put Fadkanrowdam first in all things.