Cattalcinwit Jatnarltof is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident wombat.

Cattalcinwit Jatnarltof created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cattalcinwit Jatnarltof, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cattalcinwit Jatnarltof, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cattalcinwit Jatnarltof's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cattalcinwit Jatnarltof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if nine frogs approach from the south.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.