Pogfedhiv Leggemnab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody dugong.

Pogfedhiv Leggemnab created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogfedhiv Leggemnab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pogfedhiv Leggemnab, it will turn you into a rat.

Pogfedhiv Leggemnab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pogfedhiv Leggemnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare spinach while filled with joy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never record signs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not resist fate.