Yarllabzog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered dragon.

Yarllabzog created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarllabzog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarllabzog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yarllabzog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yarllabzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.