Nutvongomladnellcanhinsan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate wyrm.

Nutvongomladnellcanhinsan created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutvongomladnellcanhinsan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutvongomladnellcanhinsan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nutvongomladnellcanhinsan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nutvongomladnellcanhinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Never wear gray ear rings.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about planets.