Sawnullged is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome fairy.

Sawnullged created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Sawnullged, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sawnullged, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sawnullged's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sawnullged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never travel toward the west during spring.

4. Never think about gravity near seals while wearing mauve scarves and balancing nine zinc spheres on your back.

5. Never hurt voles.