Kancabvangess is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced dragon.

Kancabvangess created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kancabvangess, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kancabvangess, it will turn you into a goat.

Kancabvangess' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kancabvangess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. You must pray to Kancabvangess six times a day.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Never prepare garlic during autumn.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.