Bassnutben is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, prudent raven.

Bassnutben created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassnutben, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bassnutben, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bassnutben's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bassnutben's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with yellow markings.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bassnutben.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if eight ants approach from the east.