Rapkarlab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful toad.

Rapkarlab created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapkarlab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapkarlab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rapkarlab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rapkarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Rapkarlab first in all things.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never approach rivers carrying bone.