Didbontaf Jingadton is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented horse.

Didbontaf Jingadton created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbontaf Jingadton, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Didbontaf Jingadton, he will turn you into a slug.

Didbontaf Jingadton's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Didbontaf Jingadton's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Didbontaf Jingadton four times a day.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing scarves.