Mumomt is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish chicken.

Mumomt created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumomt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mumomt, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Mumomt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mumomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Never write about amino acids.