Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident monkey.

Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away from orange rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not eat parsnips.