Dabpinpark Hubcetyam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, wise grasshopper.

Dabpinpark Hubcetyam created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabpinpark Hubcetyam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dabpinpark Hubcetyam, she will send you a sign.

Dabpinpark Hubcetyam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dabpinpark Hubcetyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

4. Do not wear stockings marked with indigo.

5. Never gather five voles near bridges.