Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful seal.

Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot, it will be very unhappy.

Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing ear rings.

2. Never mark doors with red.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Do not listen to music.